To add some more laughter at the baby shower, here are some jokes to bring to the baby shower that will go over well. These jokes will give a great big smile at that shower.
Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ?
A: You'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all
Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control ?
A: A misconception
Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant ?
A: Have sex just once a year
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving ?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move ?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college
Q: My breasts, rear end & even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy ?
A: Yes, your bladder
Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question ?
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold ?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him
Q: What position should the baby be in during the ninth month of pregnancy ?
A: Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant
Q: What is colic ?
A: A reminder for new parents to use birth control
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